When you have a friend who sends you emails like this, that’s how. I have to quote this (don’t hate me), it’s absolutely perfect!
Once I had this vision of myself, in a conestoga wagon kind of thing, pulled by horses, going thru the southwest and being this crazy old broad who would go to city parks in small towns and all I would do is yell…”Wake the fuck up!” Then I would go to the local market, get something to eat, feed the horses, go to sleep, wake up, clean up the horse shit, then move on. If people didn’t listen, I’d let my dogs bite them.
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Thanks for posting this, it is a silly idea, but what the hell. I wonder what would happen to that woman if she was in a strange town, and her tooth hurt. I think she might wish that she had means to get her tooth fixed, so it didn’t hurt. But hey, that is just me.
Wah, my tooth hurts. People are dying of bombs somewhere else, and I am whining because my tooth hurts.
“Wake the fuck up!” she tells herself. Oh, and feed the dogs. They are hungry.