First you must ask yourself, do I know this person? Does she know me?
If the answer to either of those is yes, then you simply must not argue at all, certainly not about anything that arouses self-righteousness and indignation. She will always be right, in her way, and you are a cad or a fool if you persist in trying to “win.”
The only way to argue with a woman, then, is to pick one you’ve never seen before and have a go. But keep it short! As soon as she reads your emotional field (they ALL DO), she’ll be right, too. In her way…
We men act as if thought and logic exist in a pristine realm of their own. They do not, and women have this truth encoded in their DNA. Just remember, there is nothing more inherently and potentially stupid in all Creation than spermatazoa! (If that doesn’t bring you up short, just shoot yourself right now.)
Hold that thought, and you will find your way home.
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If any man had ever known how to carry off that little trick we’d all still be exchanging syllogisms with our spouses in Paradise. Adam tried to get the ball rolling for our sex with a successful demonstration to his better half that it was not in the best interest of either of them to eat the damned apple. Demonstrandum non fecit. What he couldn’t do, you and I can’t do. All in all, it’s more fun to fool around than to argue. Shakespeare thought so, Tolstoy thought so.